The Nearly Men



Both Paul and Colin come from a performance background (that's actually our real jobs believe it or not) so it was inevitable that we'd branch out into things like this. We've not done nearly as much of it as we'd like - but we're looking to change that in 2018 and add to our sketch catalogue!


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Released 31st August 2015


With Fifa 16 on the horizon, The Nearly Men shine a light on that guy that we all know. "Give me an option!"


Not for young ears!

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